1. Borderline Diabetic
"Swaying buildings built from multicolored ice cream cones
Candy bar streets shaped, red brick stones
Chi..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 43 | Rating:  ( 0.0 Stars, 0 Votes ) |
| by: xvxcondemnedxvx, Comments: 0 | Posted: 4/13/08 @ 1:20am |
2. Goddo & Me
"‘He slept through the Paleozoic Age,
He yawned through Neanderthal Man,
When dinosaurs walked, he was fi..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 128 | Rating:  ( 3.0 Stars, 1 Votes ) |
| by: dawei, Comments: 4 | Posted: 4/12/08 @ 5:42pm |
3. The Odium from Beyond
"Incredulous was the crowd!
No questions were allowed.
Craft had descended from the sky.
Opening to reve..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 65 | Rating:  ( 4.0 Stars, 1 Votes ) |
| by: MARK WILSON, Comments: 1 | Posted: 4/12/08 @ 5:38pm |
4. THAT Manure Storm at Leroy's Corral
"Just what Pearl was doing in our little town?
Ain't anything of renown.
Not much there.
It had a s..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 106 | Rating: ( 0.0 Stars, 0 Votes ) |
| by: MARK WILSON, Comments: 0 | Posted: 3/25/08 @ 11:11am |
5. The Marine, the Singer and THE President
"The young Marine saved five from icy Alaskan water demise.
Extraodinary hero in The Corps' eyes.
Re..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 187 | Rating: ( 0.0 Stars, 0 Votes ) |
| by: MARK WILSON, Comments: 0 | Posted: 1/31/08 @ 11:36am |
6. Vintage Pleasure in Albuquerque
"Could not resist the sparkling salacious tale.
Had to myself of it personally avail.
Answering dryly the..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 132 | Rating: ( 0.0 Stars, 0 Votes ) |
| by: MARK WILSON, Comments: 0 | Posted: 1/20/08 @ 2:51pm |
7. Them is fighting words
"Look this isn't like anything you've seen before.
Before you go hatin check it out.
Its nothin..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 255 | Rating: ( 0.0 Stars, 0 Votes ) |
| by: badgirl2006, Comments: 0 | Posted: 12/19/07 @ 5:08pm |
8. Ghost in the House
"One day I thought I saw a ghost
It said to me "would you like some toast?"
I said "I don't like toast it..." |
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| by: randomioty, Comments: 0 | Posted: 11/18/07 @ 2:59pm |
9. You weren't delivered by a stork!
"When you told that story at the age of five, it was cute.
But telling it at twenty-four isn't astute.
St..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 296 | Rating: ( 3.0 Stars, 2 Votes ) |
| by: randyjohnson, Comments: 2 | Posted: 11/5/07 @ 7:06pm |
10. Halloween
"Last year there was a kid who was really mean.
He vandalized my house on Halloween.
He used toilet paper..." |
| Humor Poems, Views: 307 | Rating:  ( 5.0 Stars, 1 Votes ) |
| by: randyjohnson, Comments: 1 | Posted: 11/2/07 @ 11:39am |
